I am nervous about starting somewhere new.
AGNES: Everybody is nervous. Some folk are just louder about hiding it. Find one friendly face, learn one route and give yourself time.
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Agnes!
Agnes is Glasgow's blunt, brilliant agony aunt, gossip columnist and sky reporter. She flies, she watches, she knows everybody's business — and she has a bird on every scheme.
“Birds have eyes everywhere.”— Agnes
SHEKNOWS
EVERYTHING
Agony aunt. Observer. Nuisance.
Nothing gets past Agnes.
She is wise, sarcastic and caring underneath it all. Her rule is simple: “I see it all. Hear it all. Judge a little. Advise a lot.” Agnes never starts gossip — she simply happens to have witnessed the entire story.
Dear Agnes...
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Sensible advice, Glasgow honesty and absolutely no guarantee she will mind her own business.
How do I deal with somebody who moans all day?
AGNES: Offer a biscuit. If that fails, let them finish. Dug loses momentum when nobody argues back.
Why do pigeons keep staring at me?
AGNES: We are taking notes.
Got a question?
Send it tae Agnes.
Family, pals, school, Glasgow life or a dug who will not stop moaning — Agnes will have an opinion.
P.I.N. · Pigeon Intelligence Network
Every scheme. Every hoose.
Agnes does not work alone. Glasgow's pigeons form a highly unofficial information network.
THE SCHEMES
Every close, every back court, every suspicious dropped chip. Somebody in the flock saw it.
🐦THE CITY CENTRE
George Square to the Clyde. Agnes calls it the main observation deck.
🐦THE SCHOOLS
Playgrounds, rooftops and lunch queues. The pigeons know who really nicked the last biscuit.
🐦THE PARKS
Perfect for gossip, crumbs and watching Dug try to find five minutes of peace.
🐦“If it happened in Glasgow, P.I.N. already knows.” They have eyes and ears everywhere — and Agnes forgets nothing.
Agnes & Dug
Best enemies. Probably.
Dug wants peace and quiet. Agnes wants information. Unfortunately for Dug, she has wings.
DUG: “Are ye following me?”
AGNES: “No. I was already here.”
DUG: “On ma roof?”
AGNES: “Aye.”
Her very own TV-style theme
Agnes is watching.
She flies o'er Glesga, close tae close,
She knows the things that naebody knows.
Every scheme and every hoose —
Agnes has a bird on the loose!